jokes

 

1

Vajpayee was talking abt family planning in d parliament.
Lalu got angry &said
"Hey dude wen u cnt play d game dont mak rules 4 champions"

2 

LALU-aj kuch naya kre
Rabri-Ka
LALU-aj hm tohare kan me kiss krunga
RABRI-na baba na behri ho gyi to
LALU-dhatt pagli kbhi gungi hui ka!G.N. 

5 . 

Vajpayee was talking abt family planning in d parliament.
Lalu got angry &said
"Hey dude wen u cnt play d game dont mak rules 4 champions" 

4

Mayawati came 2 Lalu's house with a goat

lalu-bhaiswa k sath aayi ho?

Mayawati-dikhta nHi gotwa h

Lalu-Dhutt Pgli,Hm gotwa se puch rha hu

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5 . 

Vajpayee was talking abt family planning in d parliament.
Lalu got angry &said
"Hey dude wen u cnt play d game dont mak rules 4 champions"

6

LALU-aj kuch naya kre
Rabri-Ka
LALU-aj hm tohare kan me kiss krunga
RABRI-na baba na behri ho gyi to
LALU-dhatt pagli kbhi gungi hui ka!
:-(

 7

Lalu went 2 usa fr learning english. Aftr 1yr hs wife asked obama?Is lalu learning english? Obama rplys "e sasura angreji nahi sikh payega"

8

Lalu:Vidwano ne kha hai Ki "MURKH KI BIWI BAHUT SUNDAR HOTI HAI."Rabri:"Dhat! Aapke paas to hamaar taarif k alawa kauno kaam hi nahi hai !!"

9

Lalu- Vidwaano ne kaha hai Ki 'MURKH KI BIWI BAHUT SUNDAR HOTI HAI. Rabadi- 'Dhat! Aapke paas to hamaar taarif ke alawa kauno kaam nahi hai!

 10

LALU-aj kuch naya kre
Rabri-Ka
LALU-aj hm tohare kan me kiss krunga
RABRI-na baba na behri ho gyi to
LALU-dhatt pagli kbhi gungi hui ka!

 11

Funny Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: What came first- the chicken or the egg?"which item we order first

Tufan me LALU raste se ja raha tha achanak uska dhoti ur gaya...phir bijli chamki to LALU bola "Sasura dhoti khol ke photo leta hai."

12

Mayawati, Sharad Pawar, jayalalita, Raj Thakray, Lalu, Mamta ek BOAT me jaa rahe the, boat doob gayi Socho Kaun Bacha?
APNA DESH
Jai hind

 13

LALu BUSH se ENGLISH ki trainin lekr wapas aya.1din phon aya
Lalu-who SPEAKING?
Javab aya-Sasura hum bolraha hu BUSHVA

14Mayawati cme 2 Lalu's house wit a goat
lalu-bhaiswa k sath ayi ho?
Mayawati-dikhta ni goatwa hLalu-Dhut Pagli,Hm goatwa se puch rha hu

Mayawati came 2 Lalu s home with a goat.
Lalu ask: is bhes ko mere ghar kyun layi?
Maya:dikhta nahi, bakri hai!
Lalu: hum bakri se puch raha

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